The best advice for new parents, as provided to The Granfields

Parenting advice

“You’ll spend the first two years teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 16 trying to get them to sit down and shut up.”

“You’ll go into the hospital as a couple and come back as a family.”

“Babies aren’t that fragile. They’re good for two drops.”

“They say that if you can look after a pot plant and then a dog, you can look after a baby, but your one pot plant died because you forgot to water it and your dog has anxiety and is allergic to grass. I’m sure you’ll be fine though.”

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